Bequeathal

A sophisticated way to say 'Legacy'





Hello children, I have rode five hard days and nights on my trusty steed across 200 leagues just to come and deliver this important message. OhGizmo! is having a holiday giveaway with over $1,200 worth of stuff. That's right my brethren, one thousand, two hundred. OhGizmo! is great, run along now and enter their contest.

OhGizmo! Holiday Giveaway

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Well, Tarquin was born today. (He is a boy) Goopy chose the name. I was a bit worried that he would inherit Goopy's gargantuan lips, but luckily, he did not. (Also, I apologize for the terrible quality of previous photos.)We had to expand the house to fit a nursery.Tarquin has a large mouth. But not large lips! A stray Z.Then I became pregnant again! Oh dear. We were running out of money too. At one point we only had 24 dollars and I was starving and couldn't afford any food. But, I made it.
There is little Fernella.
Tarquin takes after his father and is extremely nice and playful. But, also like his father, is sloppy and lazy. Hmmm.

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Hello folks, my name is Wilhelmina. I have amnesia from a car accident I was in as a teenager. I was just released from the hospital this morning. So, I decided I would buy a lot and begin my life anew!Here is my humble home. As you can see, I like the color SALMON, although I cannot afford many nice things. It'll be good for now.The first person I met in Pleasantview was the paperboy. He was really nice, although no matter how much I tried to explain that soccer balls theoretically should not exist, he would not understand. He has a bizarre last name.I also met Don Snyder and Darren Dreamer. I was quite taken by Darren Dreamer.
That is, until he started vomiting everywhere and...Yeah... But at work, I met a nice young man named Goopy. He is a really nice guy, but slightly odd looking.Every girl loves a sharp dressed man.
I got over how strange his face was. And I proposed.
The cheap bastard only had $1000.

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